Donald Duck made his debut today in 1943, in the cartoon, Wise Litte Hen. One of the greatest cartoons of all time, Donald Duck is also very sensible. Look how he tells us these six simple life lessons in his signature Duck language.
“Stop jittering. Will ya!”
Why would you ever be nervous? Donald Duck is never nervous. He is always chill!
“10 minute Calisthenics! Gotta keep my body swole!”
If your body was your girlfriend, she’d have broken up with you long ago. ‘Cause it wouldn’t take how you royally ignore her. Pay heed to Donald, move up and around.
“I just want to be rich and lonely”
Who needs friends when you are rich? Oh, wait.. Uncle Scrooge did! Turns out, we all do!
“How about a little kiss?”
A little kiss don’t hurt nobody. See, even Donald Duck knows that! Hence, kiss away.
“I’m Disillusioned About People. I’m Disgusted!”
People are..well.. people. Don’t worry too much about them.
“I guess I’ll just have to do it myself”
Don’t depend too much on help from others. Because guess what, whoever told you that self-help was the best help, kinda had it right. No one’s a bigger believer of this than your favourite duck.
Plus, food always tastes better when you cook it yourself!
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