Bidai mein brides kyon rotein hain – why do brides cry during their bidaai ?

If you are taken far away from home and made to wash dishes all day, what will you do? Dance?

Maamaji to Nephew: Listen, the girl’s side is coming so talk things up and make us sound cool, okay?

Nephew in front of lakdeewaale: Aeroplane ko maine kabaadiwaale ko de diya, puraana ho gaya thaaa – I gave our old aeroplane to the kabaadiwala .

Son: Mummy, you give me less importance than you give the maid!

Mother: Beta, that is because she might actually leave...

Little boy: Dadaji , how do little babies get born?

Dadaji: A bird flies overhead and drops the baby down to earth.

Boy: You have heard of Raja Dasharath, right, he had three wives, so I can marry again.

Girl: You have heard of Draupadi, right?

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Nimboo Chaatna Must Mean Good News!

Saasuma is all excited about the ‘good news’ when she sees Bahurani licking a lemon. But guess what Bahurani has to say? Umm...I’m not preggars, Mummyji, just hungover!

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Published: 07 Mar 2019, 2:31 PM IST