The big scoop of Bollywood is that Aamir and Salman Khan have had an ugly fight. The once-upon-a-time pals were seen wrestling it out (well, not literally) at Aamir’s house party.
Poor Aamir! It was his urge to speak the truth that landed him in trouble. (So much for Satyamev Jayate.) Now, we all know why the dirty spat happened in the first place (psst, Bajrangi Bhaijaan, psst). But here’s a thought – what if the two had fought in the good ol’ Andaz Apna Apna ishtyle?
The Quint brings you the filmy ladhai in a filmy andaaz.
Yeh Dosti…
They were the Jai-Veeru of Bollywood, loved by fans and industry wallahs alike. Both actors praised the other to the skies. As time passed, their dosti only strengthened and strengthened – till the one doomed night. Sigh!
Dosti Mein Daraar
And then, Satyawadi Aamir decided to shower some wisdom upon Sallu Bhai. Aamir reminded bhai of all the ‘bad’ choices he’d made before Bajrangi Bhaijaan. If only Salman had been more mature about his career choices in the past, Aamir preached – bhaijaan may have been more successful! Ouch.
Ab Bas
Need we say more? Bhai was infuriated, Aamir was a goner.
Dhai Kilo Ka Hath
Salman lost his cool and slammed Aamir, calling him a hypocrite. Aamir’s interference, bhaijaan said, was what resulted in directors and writers getting no credit. Uff, uff.
Bhai Ko Sorry Bolo…
The angry Khan left Aamir’s house leaving the latter in… arrey, tears of course (Duh!)
Sorry Sallu Bhai!
Photo Illustrations by Lijumol Joseph