Here’s Why Birthday Girl Rakhi Sawant Is Bollywood’s Wonder Woman 

Birthday girl Rakhi Sawant to the rescue! 

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<i>Oh, I don’t think you’ve ever known a woman like her! </i>
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Some things don’t change in life and one such thing is Rakhi Sawant and her incredible sense of humour. The Mumbai mulgi left us awestruck a few days back when she came up with a fan-tastic idea to stop suicides. She simply requested the Prime Minister to ban ceiling fans – the best way to stop suicides.

It’s as simple as that!

Rakhi Sawant, who turns a year older today, is what I would like to call the Wonder Woman of Bollywood. She is gifted with a pea-brain controlled by aliens. She shoots comments faster than the Gatimaan Express. Her SQ (Stupidity Quotient) ranks higher than Donald Trump’s.

Oh, I don’t think you’ve ever known a woman like her!

Guys, it’s time we stop being judgemental and go full LOL over her. There is more to Rakhi Sawant than what you see and The Quint is going to show you just that.

Tries to Save the Country

A fan-tastic idea by Rakhi Sawant. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)
A fan-tastic idea by Rakhi Sawant. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)

Rakhi Sawant has taken it upon herself to save the country – not from nuclear weapons, terrorist attacks or El Nino, but from ceiling fans. Rakhi ‘Wonder Woman’ Sawant, who has killed monsters from other worlds before, is all set to strangulate the ceiling fans in India.

Encourages International Brotherhood

Modi ji, Trump ji bhai-bhai! (Photo: Altered by <b>The Quint</b>/Rahul Gupta)
Modi ji, Trump ji bhai-bhai! (Photo: Altered by The Quint/Rahul Gupta)

Only Rakhi Sawant has the power to foresee the future and the ability to trace the family tree of a business tycoon and that of a chaiwalla and tie them in a sacred bond of brotherhood.

Donald Trump is the soul brother of (Narendra) Modi ji. 
Rakhi Sawant told in an interview

This is Rakhi’s way of setting the stage for strong, brotherly bilateral talks between Trump and Modi in the coming years and spreading the message of friendship.

The Sanskari Rakhi

The protector of our culture. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)
The protector of our culture. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)

Sanskari Rakhi is the protector of our culture and shields bhartiya parampara from the powers of Sunny Leone. Sunny Leone has unleashed her sexiness on India and set temperatures soaring. Rakhi wants to protect her Mumbai nagaria from the provocativeness of Ms Leone.

Satyamev Jayate!

Rakhi Sawant swears to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)
Rakhi Sawant swears to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. (Photo: Altered by The Quint/ Rahul Gupta)

Rakhi Sawant swears to tell the truth – the entire truth and nothing but the truth. At times, even if it hurts our intelligence.

In an interview to Karan Johar, Rakhi admitted of some intimate secrets. The item girl confessed that she got a boob-job.

Jo bhagwan nahi deta, woh doctor deta hai!
Rakhi Sawant told in an interview

She keeps herself ‘breast’ with all the latest cosmetic surgery.

(This story is from The Quints archives and was first published on 7 April. It is being republished to mark Rakhi Sawant’s birthday on 25 November.)

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