What happens when you put Salman Khan, blackbuck, popcorn and the third estate together? You get the best bang for the buck! Want a lowdown on all that’s happened in the blackbuck case this week? Just listen to The Quint’s rap. Here are the full lyrics:
DABANGG for the buck, Dabangg for the buck
Bang for da buck, bang for da buck, oh yeah!
Now it’s time for a story, so let’s have some base
Sallu Bhai’s sad 'coz he’s really lost face.
He’s WANTED now, but not for his onscreen grace.
The SULTAN’s rep is in a really bad space.
The Bollywood TIGER who’s never given a flying f!@k
is going bye-bye for shooting a blackbuck!.
That’s five years in jail, so he’s begging for some luck.
And his lawyer’s sitting this one out, like a lame duck.
But if you're on the buck's side, here's some bad news.
With a little legal help, bhai can be footloose.
He's got a lawyer crack team who just might sway
the me-lords of the court from nay to YEA!
Mashallah! You’ve been served, says PETA’s CEO.
But Sallu’s fans are upset, their ‘jag ghoomeya’ yo!
BHAIJAAN’s feeling the KICK really hard in his tenders.
He wished it would smoothen out, like his car’s fenders.
What’s that thing cops say to repeat offenders?
MAIN HUN HERO TERA! It’s time to surrender!
Happened 20 years ago, jab HUM SAATH SAATH the!
How can you let the other five get away?!
You know what happens when you try BEING HUMAN?
Nothing, say his fans, among whom there ain't a single woman.
As Sallu enters jail, his world goes grey.
the jailer cheers him up and says, ‘selfie le le re!’
Tabu, Sonam, Neelam, Saif and Sonali Bendre
suddenly find themselves having a great day.
There’s money on the man, Bollywood’s in a rut
If given a choice they’d give a swag se swagat!
Video Editor: Vivek Gupta
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