Sundar, Sushil & Filmy: Honest Bollywood Matrimonial Profiles

Rani from Queen is looking for a groom.

What if ‘All is NOT well’ the way we saw in our Hindi films.

What if... Simran and Raj (Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge) broke up after a few months. And Simran returned to Pind Punjab to get an arrange marriage. What if... after returning to India, Bajrangi Bhaijaan wished to settle down, but not with Rasika. What if... Don was done playing hide and seek with the cops and just wished to lead a rich retirement life with a wife.

What if... Our favourite Bollywood characters put out a matrimonial ad in the newspaper looking for an eligible life partner.

Wonder what they would write in it?