Engineer, oops not cricketer Farokh, but a mechanical engineer has applied for the post of the Indian cricket team coach's job!
Upendra Nath Bramhachari, a mechanical engineer, has applied for the post of head coach of the Indian team with an aim to “drag an arrogant Virat Kohli on the right track”.
The 30-year-old, who works for a construction company took this opportunity to apply as the email address was available on BCCI's website.
Similar to popular belief, he too feels that skipper Kohli is responsible for Anil Kumble's ouster.
In his hilarious CV (full of grammatical errors), he has stated: “After resignation of legendary cricketer Mr Anil Kumble I decided to apply (sic) the post of head coach of Indian Cricket team (men’s) as I feel captain of the team India (sic), Mr Kohli doesn’t need a legend as a coach.”
"If the CAC select any former cricketer (as per the requirement of BCCI advertisement) as coach he will also be insulted by Virat (sic) outcome will be like Anil," he added. Bramhachari then "explained" why he is the "perfect choice" to become India coach despite having no cricketing background!
Because I can adjust with arrogant attitude and no legend can do so and slowly I will drag (sic) him (back) to right track and then BCCI can appoint a legend as head coach.Upendra Nath Bramhachari’s Application for Coach
Well, no marks for guessing who’s not going to be shortlisted for the interview round!
(With PTI inputs.)
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