Haters Gonna Hate, But These Jennifer Lopez Boots Are Super Useful

Here’s why we think that – not just on J Lo – this is a must have for all Indian women.

Yo Jennifer Lopez, can we borrow those boots? 

(Illustration: Arnica Kala/The Quint)

First things first, we are bowing before Jennifer Lopez for giving us this revolutionary denim look.

Jennifer Lopez stepping out like a queen in her Versace denim boots. 

Guys, just looooooook at the back pocket detailing in this Versace denim boot. Isn’t it just too much, but like in a good way?????

It’s all in the jeans

But that’s just us. Most people online have joked about the look.

But here’s why ‘we’ think these boots are a must have for all Indian women.

1. They are Great for a Hot Makeout Sesh

You know... that moment when you and your guy really want to get with it, but your damn skinny jeans won’t come down? Well, worry no more, with these denim boots, you can now easily be a queen in the street as well as a queen in the sheets!

Now, doesn’t that sound fun?

2. Bye Bye, Male Gaze!

Because let’s be honest, butt-smothering tight denims have sexualised us ever since we were teens.

But these denim boots can provide you with some much needed relief from the butt-ameez male gaze!

3. Pregnant Women Can Use it too

Hey pregnant women, we know how difficult it is to control your bladders. Especially in a country where a decent, clean toilet is as rare as an oasis in the Sahara.

So, stock up on that money, break that fixed deposit and get yourself these much needed, bladder-saving boots.

4. Moral Police and Indian Garmi Approved

Consider this a sartorial blessing to all our brave sisters who have to wear jeans even as it is a sweltering 40 degrees. Because the college rules state that you can’t wear skirts as they corrupt society. Caught between the hot weather and the halkat teacher, this can prove to be a good middle ground. Even better if they come from Ramdev’s sanskaari denim brand.

5. They Are an Indian Mom’s Recycling Favourite

Indian mothers can finally rejoice. As their daughter’s old bachpan ka jeans will no longer go to waste. They just need to go to the nearby mochi so the beti can get her own J Lo moment.