Hey Beautiful Girls, See You At the Biggest Shaadi Mall in Town
There is apparently a young achievers matrimony meet happening that is promising you a luxury spouse
If in the mood (or aukat) to shop luxury, you will find plenty of options all around.
But if you want to shop for a luxury husband or wife, there is only one hot spot in town - ta da, the ‘Grand National Young Achievers Matrimony Meet’, being held in Bangalore in the month of August. As we found out through this The Hindu ad.
Find a platinum husband, straight out of an IIT and running a million dollar Silicon Valley startup with a back office in Bangalore. Or a gold husband, who has lots of khaandaani junk (read jewels) stored in his iron tijori. Or if you are into the sarkaari babu types, you can take a pick from an elite pool of IRS and IPS officers.
A hot salary your biggest turn on? Wait no more, the IIT and IIM grads are in town!
And boys, need a diamond dulhan for yourself? Well, you have come to the right place if you are looking for a celebrity biwi to massage your male ego in front of your friends.
Or a beautiful one.... who will guarantee give you a 1000 likes on your DP with her.
Oh, how wonderful is the prospect of finding a luxury spouse. But expectedly, it is not for everyone..
To quote an eloquent person here...
A day after the outrage , the man behind the ‘Young Achievers Matrimony’ ad, Sreeram N, apologised for it.
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