When Farts Are Okay, You’ve Been With Your Partner for a Long Time
Have you been with your partner for a long, long time?
Have you been with your partner for a long time? We’re not asking in terms of years, weeks, days, or hours. Sometimes you don’t need to add a timeline to your relationship. What matters is how comfortable you are with your partner.
Do you no longer need to close the bathroom door when you’re using it?
Do you know each others’ jokes by heart?
If you’ve giggled and nodded your head, then congratulations, you’ve been with your partner loooooonnnnggggg enough.
But there are more aspects of commonality that make you guys kickass together and a pro among others.
Farts and Burps Are No Longer Disgusting
On the contrary, you might take it as an offence if your partner does not sound the trumpet after a delicious meal cooked by you.
When You Think Alike and Finish Each Others Sentences
“Baby, you just read my mind” or “ I was just about to say that”, becomes a part of your daily conversation. It might sound crazy to others, but for you it’s just sweet.
When a Fun Night Is Watching B-Grade Films
Only couples who’ve known each other for a long time would appreciate and enjoy a ridiculous B-Grade film with so much pleasure and coziness.
When You Clean Your Partner’s Ear
It’s as simple as flicking a speck of dust.
It’s no longer gross for you to extend your hand to clean your partner’s ear wax. Remove the green mucus from your partner’s nose, or some leftover bits of salad stuck between your partner’s teeth.
When Your Partner Looks Sexy, Despite Foul Breath...
And drool marks on the pillow and messy hair in the morning. Let’s get real. No one wakes up in the morning looking like Megan Fox or Ryan Gosling.
When Table Manners Go For a Toss
You can be a complete ‘dehati’ when it comes to eating food and it just doesn’t matter.
When Taking Pictures Becomes a Goofy Affair
Adios pouts and sexiness, and hellooo randomness and looniness. Selfies, family pictures are way cooler when you are at your best. NOT.
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