Viratkohliphobia, Kanganaphobia... Which Phobia Do You Have?
Vijaymallyaphobia is very scary!
What do you fear the most? Arvind Kejriwal’s odd-even formula, Kamal R Khan’s film reviews or Smriti Irani’s educational qualifications?
Well, if you thought these could be your worst fears, wait till you watch Radhika Apte’s soon to be released film Phobia. The nerve-wracking trailer introduces us to our worst fears.
And if the trailer didn’t scare you enough then The Quint has come up with a few possible phobias that may scare the sh*t out of you.
Vijaymallyaphobia
This is a mental disorder, which Indian banks are currently suffering from and can only be cured once the man himself returns. Hopefully!
Kanganaphobia
Krrish, the man who fights evil and fears no one is now probably scared to even check his e-mails.
Azadiphobia
In this democratic country, the word ‘azaadi’ led to the curbing of freedom of Kanhaiya Kumar and other JNU students and introduced nationalists and bhakts to a brand new phobia.
Saucrorekaphobia
This is what Shahid Kapoor, Tiger Shroff, Parineeti Chopra fear on a Friday – their film releases.
Tum nahi samjho ge Sallu bhai!
Viratkohliphobia
Do whatever you want to do but don’t anger Virat Kohli. ’Cuz he won’t just shower you with verbal abuse – he’ll also probably beat you with his bat.
Disclaimer: Silent ho ja warna Virat Kohli violent ho jayega!
Twitterphobia
After Sonam Kapoor, Sonakshi Sinha, Rajdeep Sardesai is the latest victim of Twitterphobia. The journalist, however, went a step ahead and deactivated his account to get some inner peace.
Logkyakahegephobia
We feel for you dear students!
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