QSatire: Porn or No Porn – Leelax, It’s Not a Big Deal

The Supreme Court said porn cannot be banned in India. What will eminent bharatwasis say about this?

Porn or no porn: what does  the nation say? (Photo: The image has been altered by The Quint)

The Indian Supreme Court painted the town ‘blue’ on July 9, when they declared that India can’t ban porn .

It is a violation of Article 21 (right to personal liberty) of the Constitution.
— HL Dattu, Chief Justice of India

Bravo! Could we now please release Fifty Shades Of Grey in India?

Anyway, the apex court’s news created quite a stir among us bharatwasis.

And as usual, it got us to think how some of our eminent bharatwasis will react to this. Here’s The Quint’s “pornopinion” compilation.

Sunny Leone – Leela-X!

Now, even if my films bomb (which they usually do), Indians can watch my explicit videos online. Come to think of it, they’re just like my films!

Shakti Kapoor – Aaj Blue Hai Paani

Porn, what’s that? Main ek chhota sa nanha sa pyaara sa bachcha hoon.

Arvind Kejriwal – Yeh AAP-Ne Kya Kia

Sabh mile hue hai!

The SC’s move to allow porn watching within the four-walls of your house has come at a bad time for the Delhi Chief Minister, who recently announced free power. There is a direct relation between the number of people watching porn and the rise in electricity consumption.

Sakshi Maharaj – Phulo, Phalo, Puto

It was my initiative that made the Supreme Court take this ‘bold’ step. If I hadn’t said that Hindu women should give birth to at least four children, this would never have happened.

Arnab Goswami - #WhatAreYouSaying

The nation doesn’t want to know!