Dude Eats Biryani With Ketchup & Mayo, Twitter Smacks Him Down

For one shining moment, Pakistanis, Iranians, and Indians united.

(Photo Courtesy: Instagram/Ali San)

How much do you love biryani? Would you forsake a fellow human being for it? Would you cast him out of society for desecrating its name? Unless the answer to those questions is yes, you just don’t love it enough. But Twitter does – as this innocent, unsuspecting, but ultimately wrong user quickly found out when he tweeted his frankly disturbing biryani preferences.

That’s right. Ketchup. And mayonnaise. As though biryani is a cheap hot dog.

True biryani-lovers called foul.

He Was Passed Around Like a Football

Iran didn’t want him. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter)

Indians disowned him. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter)

The Arabs didn’t want him tainting their name. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter/@ra_neem_)

Pakistanis washed their hands off him. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter)

Bengalis tossed him to the Somalis. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter/@FatimaHaitch)

Who knows who currently has custody of him? Maybe no one. Maybe everyone – humanity as a whole is responsible for this mess.

Feeble Defence of the Biryani-Lover (Hater?)

Nice try, guy. Nice try. (Photo Courtesy: Twitter/@TheSanPlanet)

But No One Could Get Over It

They Wanted a Purge

There Was Sadness and Despair

All We Can Say Is...