Melania Plays Her Trump Card and Finally Reveals Her Mann Ki Baat

We turn the focus on Melania on her hubby’s one year since being elected (three more to go... stay strong world).
Divyani Rattanpal
Satire
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My shades are bigotry-proof, dahlings!
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(Photo: Rahul Gupta/The Quint)
My shades are bigotry-proof, dahlings!
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She may not be Trump’s First Lady, but she is certainly the US’ First Lady, and has been so since 8 November 2016. And boy, since then there’s been intense scrutiny on Melania and her chemistry with her hubby Donald Trump — who for the benefit of our local audience can be called the Honey Singh of political rhetoric — with many sign language experts reportedly writing their PhDs on it.

So on her hubby’s completion of one year since being elected (three more to go, stay strong world!), we thought of turning the focus on Melania instead. Here’s presenting to you guys: Melania Ke Mann Ki Baat!

Ivana’s dig that she beat Melania in being the first Trump wife maybe a bit below the belt, but Melania is certainly not getting into the rankings game. She may be third in the race, but hey, guess who’s the first face?

Melania never shies away from a mean pair of shades. It helps her throw shade at plebs and working class peeps, and gives her a legitimate excuse to overlook her husband’s bigotry. And guess what? It’s working!

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12 June. After 5 months of living apart, Melania finally moved into the White House, and since then she has largely improved her attendance from being the ‘absent’ First Lady to the ‘present’ First Lady. Now if only our absent Rajya Sabha MPs too learnt from Melania!

Yes. Don’t worry about Melania. She’s going to be alright. Those Birkin bags help drive away the blues!

Hey, how about a challenge Melania? After rocking your heels in a hurricane, let’s see you try it on Bengaluru’s potholed roads!

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Published: 08 Nov 2017,02:58 PM IST

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