Here’s Why the ‘Selfie-Op’ Gang Missed CAA Dinner Organised by BJP

Abki baar selfie nahi leni yaar.

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(Note: This is a work of satire, not meant to be taken seriously)

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, I’m sure you’ve come across the government’s gracious dinner invite to various Bollywood celebrities, inviting them for an “interactive meeting” with senior members of the BJP. The aim of the dinner was to discuss “myths and realities pertaining to the CAA”. The invitation was sent out on behalf of Minister of Railways and Commerce, Piyush Goyal and National Vice President of BJP, Baijayant Jay Panda. Take a look

Invite for an interactive discussion on CAA.

Although the last BJP tried to hang out with Bollywood, it went surprisingly well, this time the A-listers decided to give BJP’s event a miss.

Now, it’s impossible to know what made the Bollywood biggies decline a respectful dinner invitation but we decided to play a fun guessing game anyway and see what would come out of it:

Awaaz uthayenge... sirf shaadiyon mein! 

How’s the josh? 

Finally!! 

500 cr guaranteed! 

Because only 3-4% of Indians pay taxes and she is one of them.

Because it’s better to fly to another country than comment.

Pout perfect, KJo.

That’s why the son stays off social media.

Alas! No epic response this time.

When in doubt, ask KJo.

It’s not too safe here anyway

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She makes films on important issues, she doesn’t discuss them.

Three cheers for the Delhi police.

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