My Secret Wish-list For Christmas Is What Every Millennial Wants
These are the things we want from Santa this Christmas.
Christmas cheer is here. But in addition to plum cakes and invites from friends who throw a good Christmas party, here is what I am secretly hoping for.
A Lifetime’s subscription to Netflix
I was reminded by a non millennial that the subscription may be for a life-time but I won’t remain a millennial for a lifetime. So to make her happy I drew the ‘old future me’. So now I can tell her it’s a wise investment for the future. Happy? Now give it to me!
Our Neighbour’s Internet Speed
With great power comes great resolution! All that HD streaming needs kickass internet speed. Why is it that our neighbours always have it and we don’t?
Online Shopping Successes
If you’ve been in the vicious loop of online shopping and returning, you’ll get this. Give us this day our online shopping where the thing in the box is the thing on the screen!
A Decent Club with Cheap Booze
This one’s for us ladies! It’s Saturday night and you feel like blowing some steam off? But you go to a pub and come home, broke and disappointed. Relatable? Letting off some steam shouldn't mean blowing up your hard earned savings. So, this Christmas we ask for a decent club with cheap booze!
A Tinder Date That Doesn't Oversell
Been on a date where you expected wine but got Haywards 5000? That’s right people, dating apps are usually a fishing expedition. We come across people who talk big but finish…err…you know what we mean. Sometimes when the bio says “Photographer” it probably just means ardent selfie taker.
Getting Along with Your Best Friend’s Partner
If you're possessive about your bestie you probably look at their partner with some suspicion. Third wheeling sucks and it’s worse when you don't like your best’s friend’s partner. So this year we just want a better relationship with our best friend’s significant other (that doesn't mean we will not watch them like a hawk).
A Fancy Wedding Invite
And in the end, what does it take to get invited to a fancy wedding? No seriously. This year has been the year of the grandest, fanciest weddings and we just want an invite to the next big one so we can be the first to leak a picture.
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