The Booby Trap: Bra Problems We All Face
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If you have a pair of mammary glands that need constant containment, you’d totally get the following:
Comfortable is Not Equal to Sexy
Why do all comfortable bras look plain ugly? And the sexy ones leave you with blisters? (Underwires, hello.) We have yet to find a bra you can comfortably laze around the house in, and wear to a date later in the evening. Bra makers, are you listening?
The Push-Up Bra And It’s Peek-A-Boo Shenanigans
There is also no such thing as an obedient pair of boobs that stays contained within its cloth-cage. Especially if that cage is of the ‘push-up’ variant. Boobs often pull a ‘peek-a-boo’ at the unsuspecting you when you let your guard down in that sexy bodycon dress.
Love-Hate Relationship With the Transparent Strap
Let’s talk about the love-hate relationship you have with transparent bra straps. You fall back on them at 12 am when you want to have a wild night out. But can you rely on them for everyday use? Nope. ’Cause the straps would give way after hardly a day’s use. After which your boobs would be left at the mercy of sad elastics.
Rs 3,000 for a Single Bra. WHY?
Before heading out for a three course dinner date, in anticipation of it leading to the second base (or even the third for that matter), it’s almost customary to find yourself an expensive lacy bra. Now if only these didn’t burn a hole in your pockets.
All you can do is pray to recycle them.
Wearing a Clean Bra Everyday? You Gotta Be Kidding
Speaking of recycling, did you know that there is no such thing as an average lifespan of a brassiere. They can be at your service for as long as you want if you know the trick. You know, washing them as little as possible?
Going Braless & Feeling the World Change Around You
You cannot talk about how amazing it feels to unhook and take off your bra at the end of a hard day. It’s an emotion that simply cannot be expressed in your everyday vocabulary. It’s liberating to say the least. If only we could set them free for good.
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