Last week, the National Capital Region woke up to the news that Gurgaon – the millennial hub of gleaming office towers, glittering malls and tony residential blocks – is to be renamed “Gurugram” and adjoining Mewat rechristened as “Nuh”. The Haryana government had decided that Gurugram would be the correct name for an area, which, according to local legend, the Pandavas had given their teacher Dronacharya as gurudakshina.
Days later, it was reported that the Himachal Pradesh unit of the Vishwa Hindu Parishad was keen to change “Shimla” to “Shyamla”, another name for goddess Kali, who is supposed to have had a shrine there. Other demands languish – such as re-designating the hill station Dalhousie, named after Lord Dalhousie, a British Governor General of India, as Netaji Subhas Chandra Bose. That’s rather a long name for a tiny hill town, but, clearly, cumbersome is cool when patriotism is your pitch.

