Was Salman’s Car Drunk Instead? Twitter on Bhai’s Acquittal

Twiteratti react to Salman Khan’s acquittal in the 2002 hit-and-run case.

So, Salman Khan has been acquitted, and most probably enjoying a sumptuous Mughlai dinner with friends and family at home, over drinks.

Oops, apologies, he does NOT drink, not even socially, because drunken driving is a crime in India. Who knows who you may run over?

Wait, are we falsely accusing someone of killing people sleeping on the streets and then surreptitiously wiping off ALL evidence? While his Bollywood co-stars and fans have flooded Twitter with joyous messages, let us just lark with the tweeple.

Finally we know ! The car was drunk . #SalmanVerdict

— Anjana Om Kashyap (@anjanaomkashyap) December 10, 2015

What happens in 2002, stays in 2002. 😂😂 #SalmanVerdict pic.twitter.com/UNONow9JXl

— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) December 10, 2015

So effectively Aamir got more screwed for raising an opinion than Salman did for running over people? #SalmanVerdict

— Ameya (@Northstalgia) December 10, 2015

That night 2 men died -not 1. This is what happened to Ravinder Patil whose testimony was thrown out. #SalmanVerdict pic.twitter.com/1aP1uYI58f

— Karan Talwar (@BollywoodGandu) December 10, 2015

Mark Twain once said: "The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford a good lawyer.” If you know what I mean ^^#SalmanVerdict

— eNVy (@nithin_s_v) December 10, 2015

Driving Test after #SalmanVerdict pic.twitter.com/ONHkknXwYA

— Nirav Patel (@niravpatel10) May 12, 2015

Rich get their slice of cake but poor still wait for the system’s charity. @CartoonistSan #JayaVerdict #SalmanVerdict pic.twitter.com/eo09Z5YGAC

— Anil kumar (@simbamara) May 12, 2015

RT: prvs8: RT AapKiGutthi: Meanwhile Yograj Singh be like #SalmanVerdict #SalmanGuilty pic.twitter.com/Z4t4kRBZXA #e… http://t.co/h7eFWvy1qn

— #EidMubarak2015 (@raqooq5) May 12, 2015

How many of you tweeples would agree to this as true ?? #SalmanVerdict #JayaVerdict pic.twitter.com/Nhye3NWsvK

— IMHublikar (@Anilpyati) May 13, 2015

#SalmanVerdict #earthquake 😉😁😁😝😜😝😜 pic.twitter.com/8jKd9TEVsV

— ℓαѕт яαикєя ¥¥ (@doc_virendra) May 19, 2015

The Nation wants to know who killed whom. Alas, their efforts go in vain!

Waah India!