Twitterati Gives It Back to CBFC With #SanskariJamesBond

The CBFC becomes a laughing stock on social media for reducing the duration of kisses in the latest Bond film

So the Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) has decided that we can only handle 50% of Daniel Craig and Monica Bellucci’s kiss in the new James Bonde film Spectre. According to a report on rediff.com, the film was given a UA certificate after 2 audio and 2 video cuts. Both the visual cuts are passionate kisses. The length of the kisses between the lead actors have apparently been reduced by half for reasons best known to the nannies at CBFC.

Twitterati immediately reacted by reimagining a Sanskari James Bond, the way our film certification board wants the secret agent and his films to be. Here are some hilarious takes on the CBFC’s latest attempt to ‘purify’ films for the Indian audience, which made #SanskariJamesBond trend.

#SanskariJamesBond Chikoo and milk. Shaken, not stirred.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015

Diamonds Are For Zevar Octopuja Casino Loyal License to Mil Shy Another Day You Only Live Many Times Quantum of Shraddha #sanskarijamesbond

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 18, 2015

No one messes with #SanskariJamesBond because he always carries a 9mm semi automatic Rakhi with him.

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015

Left: James Bond Girl Right: #SanskariJamesBond Girl pic.twitter.com/JhOZJ8jXaT

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

Left: James Bond Vamp Right: #SanskariJamesBond Vamp pic.twitter.com/zJ4BiNRjI9

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

@Roflindian Pic 1: James Bond Pic 2: #SanskariJamesBond. pic.twitter.com/TmEf1LkOpu

— Bhiya (@Munna_Bhaya) November 18, 2015

Weapon of #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/xzNzdJkimv

— Patakha Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond 's new car. pic.twitter.com/Z2FSvFh0BQ

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond movies Dahi Another Day Tumhara Devar Dyes Gold Dene Aayi Khai Fal

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015

Left: James Bond Villain Right: #SanskariJamesBond Villain pic.twitter.com/n7IVqPE49c

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

Left: James Bond Adversary Right: #SanskariJamesBond Adversary pic.twitter.com/J3jNf9M7pR

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

#SanskariJamesBond just after the Ayudha pooja P.S: Mooch styled on @styl_ai pic.twitter.com/zDrkFU2KJ0

— STYL (@styl_ai) November 18, 2015

"I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond." Censor Board: "Cut! She can't EXPECT without pavitra bandhan of marriage." #SanskariJamesBond

— Vinay Dokania #INC (@vinaydokania) November 18, 2015

In #SanskariJamesBond movies, Bond girls will have names like Pooja & Aarti. "What's Bond doing?" "Pooja & Aarti" "Oh!"

— Roflindian 2.0 (@Roflindian) November 18, 2015