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QSatire: What ‘MSG’ Ram Rahim Singh Will Confess on Bigg Boss 9

The Quint wonders what all Ram Rahim Singh will say in the famed confession room of Bigg Boss 9.

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Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh will soon glitter the Big Boss’s house

Big Boss chahte hain ki Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh Confession room me ayein!

Yes, the controversial confession room would soon be blessed with the presence of the self-styled godman Gurmeet Ram Rahim Singh. If news reports are to be believed, Ram Rahim Singh will soon bring in the bling to the Bigg Boss house this season.

We, at The Quint, are hoping the controversial baba will make some confessions on the show.

After all, he is an insaan, just like Upen Patel and Dolly Bindra.

Confession 1: Writers Block

Bigg Boss janna chahte hain ki Ram Rahim Singh kaise apne gaano ke lyrics likhte hai?

QSatire: What ‘MSG’ Ram Rahim Singh Will Confess on Bigg Boss 9

Rockstar Baba: Agar aap writer ho, toh apko wrtiers’ block toh hoga hi. To unblock my mind, I at times take some help (*cough cough*) and listen to Dum maaro dum. Arre, our Gods used to do the same. I’m just chill-umm.

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Confession 2: Bal And Beautiful

Bigg Boss janna chahte hain ki Ram Rahim Singh ek din mein kitne bottle of hair conditioner use karte hai?

QSatire: What ‘MSG’ Ram Rahim Singh Will Confess on Bigg Boss 9

Rockstar Baba: I’m very particular about my hair. I need daily 2-3 hours for hair spa. Why do you think I asked you to allow me to step out of the house?

Also, I use a bottle of conditioner for my arms, the secret behind my silky and shiny fuzz.

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Confession 3: Naked Truth

Bigg Boss janna chahte hain ki kya Ram Rahim Singh filmo mein nude scene karna chahenge?

Rockstar Baba: If I receive an offer and it benefits the society, and the youth, I will definitely bare myself.

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Confession 4: Fashion Guru

Bigg Boss janna chahte hain kya Ram Rahim Singh apne kapre khud design karte hai?

QSatire: What ‘MSG’ Ram Rahim Singh Will Confess on Bigg Boss 9

Rockstar Baba: God has sent me for greater things to do on this earth than to design my clothes. So, I have my personal stylist Radhe Maa to do the job for me. She only designs pure and pious clothes.

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Confession 5: Yes Minister

Bigg Boss janna chahte hain Ram Rahim Singh Prime Minister ban ke kya karege?

Rockstar Baba: First thing first, I’ll make Swarovski crystals free for everyone. Then introduce a chapter on me in school textbooks. Lastly, I will give my bhakts an opportunity to celebrate Ram Rahim Diwas.

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