Trump Plays Cupid For His Bhakts; Who’ll Play One To Desi Singles?
‘’Make dating great again’’
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. We’ll tell you why.
Reason couldn’t deal with the ways of the heart anymore. Now these are not your run of the mill hearts. These are special. The ones held together by the indelible dye left by Donald Trump. Orange hearts burning with the desire to love..or..umm..grab, maybe?
Now, where would you happen to chance upon these hearts?
An online dating site catering exclusively to Donald Trump supporters. Trump Singles was founded by Trump supporter David Goss on June 2016 and helps Trump’s supporters evade the stigma attached to their political beliefs and find like-minded romantic prospects.
Anyway, back to basics.
The Trump Single is reportedly a fun-loving person and not very different from others. Aged between 19 and 91, The Trump Single likes to stick to his/her views and does not want to give up on them. Thus, one Trump Single reaches out to another Trump Single hoping to find a kindred spirit burning with a fiery orange heart.
Do these kindred spirits share a common love for walls, grabbing and dress policing, among other things? Maybe! We can’t tell for sure. All we know is that it costs $19.95 a month to use the service and love definitely is being sought at a price here!
If this wasn’t enough, here’s more. If the orange hearts are reaching out to their fiery counterparts, the regular red ones are perhaps hitting back with websites such as Maple Match.
Maple Match is reportedly an online dating service that connects Canadians with Americans. Not just any Canadian or American. Americans seeking to flee the Trump Presidency and perhaps look to greener pastures. Furthermore, Never Trump Singles is a dating site aiming to connect individuals who ‘’value human rights and respect women’’.
One can’t help but wonder what happens if Maple Matches and Trump Singles bear kids who jumble up the borders or..ermm..walls? What happens when a Trump Single kid grows up to turn into a Maple Match or vice versa?
All this left us wondering if our desi lovelorn souls, bound by the love for certain netas or political views, will find a similar platform too? Surely, there will be a lot of takers for this one!
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