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Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

Find out why its is impossible for Bajrangi Bhaijaan to get a girl in the 21st century.

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Bajrangi, we hate tears! (Photo: Screen grab from <i>Bajrangi Bhaijaan</i>)

Bajrangbali ki kasam, Bajrangi Bhaijaan is a sweet, humble, caring, innocent man that any girl would like.

All that if you live inside movies.

In real life, finding a girl may not be that easy for our Bajrangi.

But why so, you may ask. We tell you why:

Sach is Life

Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

Pawan Kumar Chaturvedi eats, pray, sleeps the truth. Sach ke siwa aur kuch nahi. The Hanuman-bhakt never lies; he would rather die than lie. Let’s admit it, such a satyawadi boyfriend can be a quite a drag. Many of you would not like it, or agree with us, but then sach humesha karwa hota hai!

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Hain-Ji, No-Ji, Whatever-Ji

Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

What’s with all the ji’s and behenjis? No girl would like her fiancé to call her ji? Think about it, your soon-to-be husband calling you Mahima ji, or Taruni ji, or whatever-your-name is ji.

Aji, oji, loji, sunoji – Nahiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

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Man-’Nuff

Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

Bajrangi has all his oh-so-sweet moments. Hangs around with Rasikaji, goes to her school, takes her brother out for an ice cream, accompanies her for shopping (ideal man). And later informs her that ladkewale have come to meet her. Ouch! So not cool! The Hanuman-bhakt needs to be man enough to express his love for his woman. Otherwise, brahmachari-for-life it is.

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Long Distance? Absolutely No

Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

Bajrangi travels all the way to Pakistan to help a little girl get back home, but forgets to call his Rasikaji in the process. She only gets to know about his trip, thanks to television media.

Mr Pawan Kumar, you think this will work out well in real life?

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Bajrangi Bhaijaan Might Remain Brahmachari Bhaijaan in Real Life

He is Mr Congeniality, but with serious issues in life. Doesn’t drink or smoke ( no bad habits), but does a silly kukkad dance, and clicks selfies around Hanuman statues.

Ummm...

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