Dear Izhaan Welcome To the Baby Celeb Club; With Love, Taimur
(Just FYI: This is all satire)
Heard you are joining our uber exclusive ‘nanhe celebs’ club?
Let us start your orientation by showing you my awesome celeb kid life. The normal things you do will be seen as the cutest thing in the world. You are going to love it. Here’s Why.
A Play-Date with Other Celeb Bachchas Becomes ‘the Most Aww-Dorable Thing on the Internet’
When I’m Seen at the Grocery Store, I Get Major Kudos for Helping Mum with Her Shopping
When I Yawn out of Sheer Boredom, My Photo Is on ‘the Cuteness Overload’ List
When I’m Not Happy, My Nanny Throws Shade at the Paparazzi
My Grumpy Face on the Way to School, Is Dubbed ‘Million Dollar Expression’
My Newest Hairdo Goes Viral Fast – They Even Call Me Raj Kapoor Reborn!
Seen with Parents Will Stop Traffic for a Good Half an Hour!
My Holidays with Cousins and Phupha Are Called ‘Vacay Goals’
In fact my nanny is so famous she has two Instagram fan pages of her own. Hope yours is cool too.
As for my parents, sometimes I wonder if my parents make me famous, or the other way round.
P.S. See you at the playdate. I’ll have my peeps call your peeps.
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