Will Bruno Get Right Swiped? He Promises To Protect His Lady Love

Attention: Dates required for these good folks at the Delhi Pet Fed.

With grave nods, sombre smiles, and wiggly paws, we were asked to look for better-halfs.

The canines were quite adamant.

Recently, we were at India’s biggest pet festival, the Delhi Pet Fed 2017, to catch up with pets and try and forget everything that makes life difficult.

Little did we know, that things wouldn’t go as planned.

After our initial shock and some deliberation, we decided to do our bit. Based on the information received, here are a few profiles we have chalked out.

Bruno

Age: 6

Nature: Old school

Promises to: Shower the mrs with love

Traits: Likes sniffing butts, eating mango peels

Achievements: Caught all the Pokémon in five days

Pixel

Age: 3

Nature: Painfully calm and composed. Loses it only when she is photographed without permission

Promises to: Command respect

Traits: Loves to stay fit, keep things in order, and dispatch pearls of wisdom

Achievements: Pixel has NEVER looked disheveled in a photograph

Waffles

Age: 2

Nature: Jumpy, entu-cutlet

Promises: To make his girlfriend laugh. ALWAYS

Traits: Loves to sleep in the sun; scared of mice

Achievements: World's best catch player

Drake

Age: 3

Nature: Defensive and short-tempered, but heart is in the right place. Also, loves listening to Kanye West

Promises: To protect his lady love, always

Traits: Forthright and honest

Achievements: Writes poetry, thinks hipsters are ruining the world

Hercules

Age: 5

Nature: Nihilist in training, loves cupcakes or pupcakes

Promises: To do all household chores as long as he gets to sleep 12 hours a day

Traits: He said he will get back to us with a list

Achievements: He says he got off his bed and attended the Delhi Pet Fed

Cookie

Age: 4

Nature: Likes setting things in order

Promises: To not be bossy with the man

Traits: Selfless, extremely energetic

Achievements: Born leader

Broody

Age: 9

Nature: Adventurous

Promises: To be open to everything but open relationships

Traits: Impossibly energetic all the time

Achievements: Has watched Ek Tha Tiger twenty times!

Pyarelal

Age: 7

Nature: Reserved; doesn’t bark out of turn

Promises: To take offence if you use ‘’bitch’’ as a swear word

Traits: Feminist

Achievements: Has sorted out at least fifty-one dog fights

If you know anyone suitable for the following profiles, do not forget to write to us.

(Disclaimer: While we took a much-needed break from all two-legged creatures, we might have gotten ahead of ourselves. The above mentioned characteristics are fictional. Any resemblance to your doggo is purely coincidental)