Agents of Ishq conducted The Great Indian Penis Survey, and the results are here!
A total of 1023 people took the survey, out of which 2% are female (not transgender, not intersex) and it can be fairly extrapolated that they don’t have penises...How they completed a survey on what they think of their penises is still unclear...
Warning: You cannot ‘un’see or ‘un’hear any of this.
What’s Your Relationship With Your Penis?
At age 20, Rockstar. At age 30, Besharam and at age 40, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani.
To a bunch of lame questions, we were told that only about 80% people saw their penises everyday. While a whopping 16.5% saw it “once in a while”.
Also, while a lot of people were excited when somebody else was going to see their penis...a thin sliver of people were mortified.
If the question was “How do you like your partner’s penis?”, the answers would have been a lot more interesting.
Could You Pass the Microscope Please?
Question: Have you ever been shamed or bullied for your penis? If so, how did it shape your sense of contentment regarding your penis?
Are you serious? Wasn’t school filled with people who called you “chhota don” and “kaaju kishmish”?
‘Baby’ or ‘Chhote Miyan’: What Not to Call Your Penis
WAIT. DID I JUST READ SPARKY?
Step 1: Zoom in. Get your camera really close.
Step 2: Emphasise on how big you actually are.
Voila! You have successfully cockfished! (Catfishing is the act of seducing somebody by misrepresenting your true identity)
How Cocky!
Okay... stop talking.
(Source: agentsofishq.com)
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