Justin Get Ready: Here Are 5 Kinds of Bieber Fans You’ll Meet
Which desi Belieber are you?
Desi Beliebers rejoice! ’Cuz lord Bieber has decided to grace his Indian devotees by bringing his Purpose World Tour to Aamchi Mumbai on 10 May.
We all know who this Canadian Grammy Award winner is but does the teenage heartthrob know anything about his Indian Beliebers?
We’re here to introduce the pop sensation to five kinds of desi Beliebers.
AIB – All India Beliebers!
Justin Bieber ki Jai!
Nobody can mess with the crazy Belieber. They are the protector of Justin bhai’s image even if he was charged for an egg attack on a neighbour’s house or arrested a few times in 2014. They are the ones who’ll proudly flaunt ‘I hate Selena Gomez’ tees and recite all his songs like an aarti at the concert. Their bedroom walls have been Bieberfied and they would lead the anti-Bieber troll army on social media.
Manchild Beliebers
Just like Bieber, his fans refuse to grow up. From egging attacks, to pledging to remain ‘pure’ till marriage or not being potty-trained and peeing in a janitor’s bucket at a club, Bieber has had a few ‘Sorry’ instances which these kind of fans could easily relate too. They might be the suit-boot boys, working in a big corporate firm but ‘Baby’ would always be their go-to song when in love. They are the 30-year-olds stuck in a teenage body.
The Closet Fan
This fan won’t express her love for him, but secretly wishes she was married to him and lauds his every haircut and tattoo. She puts up a sophisticated exterior but has a strong belieber within.
The Newly Beliebers!
They are the newly-minted music fans, who are trying to pick up western music and Bieber songs are the first chapter in this book. With lyrics as simple as:
Is it too late now to say sorry?
'Cause I'm missing more than just your body...
Before these fans graduate to Rolling Stones and Metallica, Bieber songs are their music ABCs.
“I Like his Songs Only When I’m Drunk” Fans
When sober, they would detest the two words Justin Bieber and consider Bieber loyalists well below their league. But once they are a few pegs down, they turn up the volume and shake their booties at a ‘Sorry’ party.
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