Jacqueline, Sidharth Talk “Almost Threesomes” Over Karan’s Koffee

Karan is obsessed with the sex lives of famous people. No surprises there.

Jacqueline Fernandez and Sidharth Malhotra take the couch. (Photo Courtesy: Hotstar)

Another week, another ‘Koffee With Karan’ episode.

Karan Johar seems to be running out of guests to invite to his show. This was evident in the fact that even though he may have invited “Bollywood celebrities” this week, Karan appeared unconvinced as to why they were even famous to begin with.

It was a tepid episode with Jacqueline (why is she even famous) Fernandez and Sidharth (I have only one expression) Malhotra.

But this is what happened, ICYMI.

10-Second Takeaway

• Jacqueline grew up with 7 dogs, 2 cats and turtles
  
• Sidharth and Jacqueline are not dating
  
• Sidharth never dated Alia Bhatt
  
• They’ve both had phone and shower sex (But not with each other, apparently)
• Karan is obsessed with the intimate lives of famous people
• Jacqueline wins the Koffee hamper

Virgins, Only With Koffee

In an attempt to make Jacqueline comfortable on her first-ever appearance on the show, Sidharth said: “It’s not like people write articles about what we say on this show”.

Yes, there is a journalist with an actual degree who is writing this very article. Thanks for acknowledging us. You really broke that fourth wall (and my will to live).

The two got candid about their sex lives in a game of coffee shots.

(Photo: The Quint/Akriti Paracer)

Single-Town

We cannot fathom why Karan insists on asking this question to every celebrity on his couch. How does it make a difference to the lives of common folk?

Yes, both Jacqueline and Sidharth are good looking and single. But it is highly unlikely they will have a swayamvar like Shahid Kapoor or Rakhi Sawant had.

But in case you tuned in to the episode just to find out about their relationship status, well, now you know.

Ms Happy Feet

Throughout the episode, Jacqueline was giggling and laughing and being generally very affable. While it could come off as fake, both Karan and Sidharth agreed that Jacqueline was a happy and positive person.

Here’s her take on her happiness:

People think I’m a bimbette because I’m always so positive. But it’s hard to always be this way. My mom and dad told me from a very young age to not put myself in front of others. 

Jacqueline Fernandez

Her sunny disposition is admirable, given how nasty tinsel town can get sometimes.

Where Does Karan Get His Gossip From?

Bollywood’s very own ‘Gossip Girl’ is bound to have sources all over the place, right? When asked about it, Karan revealed that he gets his information from “gossip websites”.

Sidharth was quick to question him.

What website does Karan Johar get his gossip from? His own website or his email?

Sidharth Malhotra

(Photo: The Quint/Akriti Paracer)

While Karan has maintained in the past that he gets his gossip from Kareena ‘Bebo’ Kapoor-Khan, it is still a mystery as to how he seems to have all the dirt that he does.

Outsiders to Insiders

Sidharth and Jacqueline may have a number of things in common, but the most significant of these is the fact that they are both outsiders in an industry that is full of star kids.

Coming from a normal, middle-class family, when I made my first crore, it was a feeling that you (Karan) would not be able to understand, the way I felt it.

Sidharth Malhotra