Happy Birthday Ranveer Singh, But I Would So Never Date You!
Birthday boy Ranveer Singh is wickedly charming and so not the guy to date if you like keeping secrets.
Firstly, if you were dating Ranveer Singh, why wouldn’t you want the whole world to know? He’s hot, he’s spontaneous and he’s such a star! But if you’re a celebrity yourself like Deepika Padukone, you might wanna tread carefully.
After being heartbroken once, you wouldn’t want another public break up right? Better to take things slow and easy. But, that could be pretty damn hard to do with someone like Ranveer Singh who’s probably the most bindaas actor we have. Ranveer doesn’t like keeping secrets. But if you do, here’s why he’s not the guy to date.
Uncle Anil Kapoor Will Know and So Will the Whole Industry!
Ranveer Singh is Sonam Kapoor’s maternal cousin. So if uncle Anil Kapoor finds out about you, so will all of Bollywood. This could be a good thing and a bad thing. But it’s too early to meet the family, let alone be working with them!
Ranveer Obviously Can’t Keep Things to Himself
He’s borderline crazy, in the cutest way possible. But his selfie obsession is bound to give away your secret. If he’s capable of sharing a selfie just minutes before going under the knife, there’s no way he will hold back from sharing intimate ones with you.
He’ll Follow You Around Like a Hopeless Romantic
If Ranveer’s in love with you, he’ll make sure that you and everyone around you knows it. He’ll follow you with flowers in his hand like a hopeless lover and might even show up at your workplace. Blushing won’t rescue you from his unabashedly charming ways.
He’s Too Cool to Care!
While you might blush and turn red from embarrassment, Ranveer wouldn’t give a sh*t about what people have to say. He’s a crazy, whacky guy who can stir up some madness wherever he goes.
He’ll Get Down on One Knee When You Least Expect it!
If you’re not one for surprises, especially on an international stage with all of Bollywood and fans from around the world watching, he’s definitely not your guy. If Ranveer is head over heels in love with you, he won’t wait for the right moment/setting to pop the question. In fact, as wicked as he is, he might catch you at a moment when saying no is just not an option.
Don’t Ever Make Him Jealous or Else!
Jealousy could drive him nuts. So you better keep a safe distance from your ex and all the irresistible hotties who smile at you at the gym. Since he’s so expressive about all his emotions, he’s probably gonna give you a hard time if you make him jealous. To avoid a tricky scene in public, stay focused on Ranveer.
Birthday boy Ranveer Singh, I absolutely love your mad energy and on-screen spontaneity. But, I won’t date you. Now you know why! Happy 33rd!
(This story is from The Quint’s archives and was originally published on 6 July 2015, marking Ranveer Singh’s birthday.)
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